"you can listen to it on the 29th of september"
u know we gettin that shit leaked in a week
pizza, sorelateable, listoflifehacks, uncompared, phobias and orgasm all got terminated omg
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?